CC CHILDREN'S MINISTRY

CC CHILDREN'S MINISTRY
LEARNING / LOVING (and loving to learn)	Sunday Mornings 10:45 Ages 3 - 8	GROUP's PUBLISHING CURRICULUM
BIBLE MEMORY VERSES SINGING / MUSIC PRAYER BIBLE LESSONS STORY TIME FLANNELGRAPH CRAFTS CHILDREN'S RESPONSES DISCUSSION TIMES GAMES	Open your heart to Jesus	SKITS PRIZES / AWARDS OUTDOOR ACTIVITY INTERACTIVE GROUPS PUPPETS THEO (Short for Theophilus).
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JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE CHILDREN
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Actual responses given by children in Bible classes around the country:
1. The first book of the Bible is Guinessis, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple.
                       2. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
                  3. Unleavened bread is bread with no ingredients.
            4. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
        5. Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.
           6. The Seventh Commandment is : Thou shalt not admit adultery.
                  7. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
                   8. Soloman had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
            9. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
            10. The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibels.
                     11. One of the opposums was St. Matthew.
                   12. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
           13. Paul preached acromony which is another name for marriage.
       14. David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
           15. A christian should have only one wife, which is called monotony.
Thanks Paulette for sending this list of Childrens' Responses

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